Piling On

As if it wasn't bad enough growing up as an ugly duckling now we have to deal with this.

Not only are physically unattractive teenagers likely to be stay-at-homes on prom night, they're also more likely to grow up to be criminals, say two economists who tracked the life course of young people from high school through early adulthood.

Well, I certainly wasn't prom king or on the football team or anywhere near the most attractive guy growing up.  I avoided most school dances and the ones I went to, well, we just won't go there.  Now, to find out I'm statistically more likely to be a crook?  Maybe, I should just run for President.  After all, they'll never let me sit for the bar exam now.